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I'm being followed around town by Chrysler 300s. Should I be scared?

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I saw Napoleon Dynamite last night & hated it. I found him unlikeable because he was all the things I hate in myself.

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We just left my son's parent/teacher conference. His teacher told us he wants to be a librarian when he grows up!

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NPR just played an instrumental of the Beatles' "Martha My Dear" to cap a story about Martha Stewart's prison release. Nice touch.

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"I am like East Berlin. I have this wall, & what I know about the freeworld is I can see their fireworks & I can hear their radio."

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Alright Topeka! Told Fred *ptui* Phelps to stick it in his hateful little ear. Almost makes up for the evolution debacle.

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SNOW!!!!